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| The Married Life of A Quality Control Officer |
| Date:2008-6-25 15:11:12 |
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You have a dazzling 18-year-old, the one belonging to the family of their own
You to imagine the ideal conditions in 11 out, this is "search table"
Then you receive from the crowd around a number of goals, called this "group"
You look at the preparations for a suitable one, this is "individual"
But most of these beauty seems almost a face, This is called "normal"
So you find any assessment of the three beautiful degree, This is called "sampling"
However, not satisfied, you read two, this is "testing and strict"
Finally feel not so bad, so will the "UAI"
But she decided to dating at least three years, this is "ORT"
To test you in the end there are several shortcomings, this is "MTBF"
She will give you the three requirements, it is "UCL"
It does not matter but can not have at least yellow gambling or drug, which is "LCL"
So you signed the agreements called "SOP",
For your own performance is also qualified to be a "GANT CHART"
Started a new life, both are carefully the "PILOT RUN"
But you buy a tense day on the wrong piece of meat, which is "beyond the limits of control"
You have been a K-not to go "ROOT CAUSE"
But she said that you were not enough understanding of the profound need it to "4 M1E"
You are angry with the three said that more than 10 times, to a "GR & R"
Finally prove that he is only a "MINOR DEFECT"
Recently you said you need good nutrition is not "CALIBRATION"
So she FOR IP will be the occasional give you a "INTERNAL AUDIT"
This smoking every friend you have not pumped, has come home "CA"
The more you explain the more useless She said the more you give more "CAR"
You extreme suffering out of three years she was in a "PASS"
You get married and happy life began ``````
You married a United Nations quality of the daughter of President of the Association, which is "ISO9000"
You married a chairman of the Association of International Security daughter, this is "ISO14000"
You married a U.S. auto king's daughter, this is "QS9000"
You married a World Red Cross Hospital president's daughter, this is "13485 "```````
After a year before the child you finally upgrade to the "CRITICAL DEFECT"
She complained the whole day you did not do "DFMEA"
You are bitter but cannot speak out as you always "ERROR PROOFING"
There are only good words to comfort her that fill a "PFMEA"
So you racking their brains to a number of possible reasons for a "fish bone map"
And find all the netizens to do the collection "BRAIN STORMING"
The results complete a 'waste collection' of the central "histogram"
You criticize the very depressing brothers "OUT SPEC"
Then these mischievous vote "SCREEN"
The final results of the original is insufficient sleep is the "Plato"
Then you own the rest of the time to do a "control map"
The confidence will guarantee another successful year, this is "management by objectives"
If not, then can be disposed of, this is the "performance management"
You put the schedule posted on the bedroom wall conspicuous place, it is "VM"
Also the most important days per month painted red, this is "Color Management" |
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